1.ur Mama is so stupid, she sits on the Television and watches the sofa.
2.Can u believe what people do in the church these days?
I was in the church listening to he priest's sermon when i saw a guy smoking cigarettes inside the church.
I was so amazed that i didn't know when the bottle of beer i was holding fell on the floor.
3. old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, I have a dead pussy.
The driver pointed to the woman in the seat behind him and said, "Sit with my wife. You two have a lot in common.
4.A blonde was asked what the capital of California was. “That’s easy,” she said. “It’s C.”
5.A blonde cop stops a blonde motorist and asks for her driver's license.
The motorist scuffles around in her purse and can't find it. She says to the cop, "I must have left it at home, officer."
The cop says, "Well, do you have any kind of identification?" The motorist scuffles around in her purse again, and finds a pocket mirror.
She looks at it and says to the cop, "All I have is this picture of myself." The cop says, "Let me see it, then." So the blonde motorist gives the mirror to the blonde cop, who looks at it, and replies, "Well, if I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn't have even pulled you over. You can go now."
6.A blonde went to buy a pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve.
"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"
7.When a blonde working at the local Taco Bell was asked to put minimal lettuce on an order she replied, "I'm sorry, we only have iceberg."
